It is my great honor to present to you the very first episode of our brand new podcast, A Trouble with Words, thoughtfully entitled, Episode 001 – A Trouble with Words. Being our first episode, I’d like to think that it possesses a certain… endearing roughness; A gritty realism that will no doubt soon be polished clean by the swarming locusts of corporate sponsorship and unbearable fame. My promise to you, our soon to be loyal listener, is that, should the opportunity arise, we will immediately and completely sell out – not only in order to produce the most professional, and soulless of audio recordings, but also for the piles and piles of money that they would be throwing at us. I would murder a hobo for twenty dollars, so imagine what I’d do for a little corporate money. Enjoy the show.
I think it’s safe to say that this podcast is better than any other podcast I’ve ever done. I mean look at that shine! The new podcast smell alone is so intoxicating I can’t even remember my own name. I’m just Joshing you. I know exactly what it is! It’s just I’m done with that part of my life now. I’m breaking ground on something so incredibly perfect here that it can only be described as “the kind of thing that you should listen to and share with your friends”. If you know what I mean. Winky face.
In all seriousness though, if you don’t listen to this and tell everyone you know how awesome it is . . . I will kill you.
Things Discussed, however briefly, during the show:
Angry Birds, Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Borderlands, Braid, Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty Black Ops, Call of Duty Black Ops 2, Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto V, Halo, Halo 4, Halo Reach, Infinity Blade, Infinity Blade 2, Left 4 Dead, Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3, Red Dead Redemption, SpaceChem, Tachyon, UpLink.